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Joke of the Day
"I found my stolen briefcase pretty quickly... You could say it was a brief case."
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"I always like seeing those ""Baby on Board"" stickers because it's nice to see agreeable babies out there."
"Whenever I see a middle-aged guy trying desperately to hang onto his youth, I always think ""I should move this mirror""."
"Kevin Hart said that he has turned down roles because the characters were gay, which is weird because I didn't think he knew the word ""no."""
"You've got penis [Cast: a man and a woman.] Woman/man: [bump into each other.] Woman: You've got penis in my vagina. Man: You've got vagina in my penis woman/man: [moan]"
"Why does Barbie never get pregnant........? Because Ken came in another box"
"What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? [well ..](/s""The pizza doesn't scream when it's in the oven"")"
"That awkward moment when someone is washing dishes and you slowly put your glass in the sink."
"HER: I have something I want to tell u ME: me too HER: *smiles coyly* same time? ME: sure HER: 1,2,3 I LOVE YO- ME: ONE TIME I ATE DOG FOOD"
"David Hasselhoff walks into a bar and says to the barman... ...""I want you to call me David Hoff"". The barman replies: ""Sure thing Dave... no hassle."""