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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat, when she fell over nobody was laughing... ...but the ground was cracking up"
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"How are 4chan and Tumblr alike? They usually announce a trigger warning before mentioning a school shooting"
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"How do you make a hormone? Slap her in the bum."
"How many calories does avoiding eye contact burn?"
"If I ever only have 3 months to live, I want my ex to move back in. That would be the longest 3 months of my life."
"Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she wont pay attention but call her fat once and she will never forget. Thats because elephants never forget."
"I just had sex I don't know where else to post it"
"Awesome watch I got an awesome watch for my birthday. It was waterproof, shockproof, fireproof, bulletproof, acidproof, childproof & scratchproof. I lost it."
"I was pissed when I dropped my iPhone in the toilet. Not as pissed as the girl I was trying to take pics of though."