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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat, when she fell over nobody was laughing... ...but the ground was cracking up"
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"Bosses are like diapers... Always on your ass and normally full of shit"
"Why will Hillary Clinton make a bad president? Because she is a woman."
"So my son asked me where his sunglasses are. I said ""I don't know, where are my dadglasses?"""
"How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one? He wears mittens."
"Why does my wife always wait until I'm at the opposite end of the house before asking me to 'Merm frner mernferr brnerfer!'?"
"A British man, a Welsh man, a Scottish man, and a Polish man walk into a pub. A British man, a Welsh man, and a Scottish man walk out of the pub."
"Bartender, I'd like you to bring that brunette at the end of the bar a slice of your finest ham."
"I like my coffee like my politics... I don't like coffee."
"Wife: ""I'm going to bed, honey."" Husband: ""Okay, sweetheart. I'll go get you a tylenol."" Wife: ""But why? I don't have a headache."" Husband: ""Great! Let's fuck."""