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Joke of the Day
"How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one? He wears mittens."
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"My dick was once in the Guinness Book of Records. World's smallest dick."
"*leads a conga line off of a bridge"
"What do Jedi say on May 4th? May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar."
"what i don't understand is that a pope can choose his own name but there's never been a Pope Batman"
"I tried anal for the first time last night when I was blacked out.. I never knew I had it in me..."
"How are one night stands like savings accounts? ...you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest."
"What do you get when you sit under a cow? A pat on the head."
"""It was M. Day Shyamalan all along!"" - The ultimate twist"
"I try to live each day like it's my last, which is why I rarely have clean socks. Who wants to wash socks on the last day of their life?"