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Joke of the Day
"Bosses are like diapers... Always on your ass and normally full of shit"
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"Water fountains are great for when I want to know what your building tastes like."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? (Gagging on big cock noise)"
"When coining nicknames, be sure it reflects how that person has impacted your life. For example, my two sons Buzzkill and Third Mortgage."
"What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair? Barberians."
"What do you call a Mexican who likes little kids? A pedrophile."
"Which American President was least guilty? Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent."
"What's the best part about locking your keys in the car at an abortion clinic? Plenty of coat hangers."
"[dark alley] Here's the $3 million, thanks again for this, be sure to send pictures. Kidnapper: Wait, don't you want your kids back?"
"Why didn't the Terminator upgrade to Windows 10? ""I still love Vista, baby"""