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Joke of the Day

"A British man, a Welsh man, a Scottish man, and a Polish man walk into a pub. A British man, a Welsh man, and a Scottish man walk out of the pub."

"After being diagnosed with a multiple personality disorder, I phoned my boss to tell him I'd need time off. ""You're self-employed you stupid bastard,"" I said."

"Have hope for the future, but maybe build a bomb shelter anyway."

"You're good, Adobe Acrobat. You're fine just the way you are. No need to continue updating every three days."

"Why is K-pop the best genre of music? It has Seoul."

"Do you think bin men get training... ... Or do they just pick it up as they go along?"

"Saying Java is good because it works on Windows, Linux and Mac OS is like saying... Anal sex is good because it works on men, women, and animals."

"I've said it before and I'll say it again: the Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range."

"Some guy walked up to me today and said I'm racist I told him I'm not racist. In fact my best friend was a black child until my dad sold him"

"[WARNING: RACIST JOKE] What do you call a jew with a gasmask? A spoilsport."