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Joke of the Day
"So my son asked me where his sunglasses are. I said ""I don't know, where are my dadglasses?"""
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"Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit."
"Where did the team get there uniforms? New Jersey"
"You probably know the last word of this sentence"
"I got my kid a puppy as a present, but it died before Christmas... FML, now I'm stuck taking care of a puppy. Edit: For those worried about the kid, it's ok. He was an adopted ginger, so no big deal."
"Dinosaurs are a lot like my will to live Both died many many years ago"
"What do you call oral sex with a paraplegic girl? Meals on wheels."
"Condoms are like rules... ...they're made to be be broken."
"Why don't seagulls fly by the bay? Because then they would be called Bagels!"
"Good one liner You have a striking face.....how many times has it been struck?"