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Joke of the Day

"My friend told me everytime he goes to this sub he finds new hilarious jokes I was surprised at first, but then I remembered he has a short-term memory."

"I always squat on the floor, wrap my arms around my knees and lean forward Cause that's how I roll."

"If I did one of those wine and paint nights the instructor would be like wow look at you, you are really good at wine."

"I dressed up for Halloween today.. I went as someone who suffers from dyslexia"

"What did one computer say to the other? Error 404 joke not found."

"Steven Tyler is aging pretty gracefully for a claymation skeleton who fell into a pile of feathers."

"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking after a house fire."

"What's the difference between a chair and an asshole? You are not a chair..."

"the safeword is burrito"

"40-32/2=4! (-1)12 <3 Maths"