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Joke of the Day

"Steven Tyler is aging pretty gracefully for a claymation skeleton who fell into a pile of feathers."

"People who say their migraine is going to be the death of them are totally right because I just killed a lady right after she said that."

"My neighbor My aboriginal neighbour was telling me he got his kids a trampoline and a couple of bikes off the Internet for Christmas, I asked him which site he used, and he replied google earth"

"Where does Noah keep his bees? In the Ark Hives"

"How does Porkins get into his star fighter? He has to wedge himself in."

"I've finally understood the meaning of ""politics"" It's derived from ""poly"", the Greek word for ""many"", and ""tics"", a blood sucking parasite."

"Why was the homeless man's body cremated? Because he urned it"

"A Jewish boy asks his dad for $50 His dad then asks, ""$30? What do you need $20 for?!?"""

"I shaved my sack last week... Now I have poke' balls."

"I'm the only child in my family. My mom said she learns from her mistakes."