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Joke of the Day

"What did one computer say to the other? Error 404 joke not found."

"Me: if u kill a murderer the number of murderers in the world doesn't change Her: yeah... anyway your total will be $8.49 at the 2nd window"

"A funny bird is the pelican His beak can hold more than his belly can He can hold in his beak Enough for a week And I don't know how the heck he can!"

"Women are like necklaces They strangle me when i try to sleep with 'em."

"Data Today, a CS professor asked us what data is. Apparently, even though technically correct, the plural form of datum was not the answer he had in mind..."

"What's a wrestling chef's signature move? A Soufflex"

"I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger... Then it hit me."

"Why is it easy to arrange for private yoga classes with a teacher? They are flexible."

"What's the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman? Snowballs"

"In 20 years I will publish a book Titled 'The Complete List of the Boyfriends of Taylor Swift'."