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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a chair and an asshole? You are not a chair..."
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"If I was a waitress, I would plant fake engagement rings in every girls champagne glass, just to watch the boyfriends panic."
"What I said: I forgot my book. What the teacher heard: I hate school, I hate you & I don't want to make something out of my life."
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"They demolished my local Domino's Pizza shop... yesterday, and then all the other shops on the street fell down."
"I had Taco Bell for lunch AND dinner. So yes. I've given up on life."
"Who's the wost president ever? Guess we'll find out in January."
"What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ? Get a tame one and annoy it !"
"Actual voice mail: ""Molly, this is your mother. I just texted you but I don't know how to make the facey-things so...happy face at the end."""
"Why did Bach have to sell his organ? A: Because he was baroque."