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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a chair and an asshole? You are not a chair..."
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"As long as McDonald's doesn't make us pay with excercise."
"What did the boob say to the other? ""You're my breastfriend"" *Badumm Tits*"
"Q: Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge? A: To avoid car-pool tunnel!"
"Q: ""Have you heard about the new pirate movie?"" A: ""It's rated aaarrrrrrrr."""
"My air fresheners for insane people got turned down... They said there wasn't any cents in making scents for people who don't make sense"
"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? He wiped his butt!"
"What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her? I need some space."
"FACT: The internet was invented to globalize complaining."
"Dont look at my username. You looked, dint you? Dint I tell you not to? Dont you have any control? ANY control? You stoopid?.... Get it?"