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Joke of the Day

"3 things happened to me today 1. I woke up 2. I met a hot girl 3. I kissed a hot girl But it happened in this order, 1. I met a hot girl 2. I kissed a hot girl 3. I woke up"

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"10th anniversary So my girlfriends dad just accused me of pedophilia, she is 18 and I am 32. It ruined our 10th anniversary"
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"Cliffhangers I like cliffhangers, and I cannot"
"A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says ""what is this a joke?"""