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Joke of the Day
"How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof? Tell him drinks are on the house."
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"How do you know Jesus is okay with gays? Because he had two dads"
"A girl approaches a guy... Girl: Do you drink? Guy: No. Girl: Do you do drugs? Guy: No. Girl: Do you watch porn? Guy: No. Girl: Then how do you have fun? Guy: I lie to people."
"The overspray from my windshield washer fluid just totaled a smart car."
"What is Ramsay Bolton's favorite band? Cold Flay"
"What do you call a Hebrew that lives in the Alpines? A Mountain Jew."
"The Irish must be very rich... ...since their capital is always Dublin"
"Life is like a box of chocolates. I'm allergic to everything in it."
"How do you titillate and ocelot? You oscillate it's tit a lot!"
"You won't be hearing from me for a while. I'm being investigated for stealing swimming pool inflatables.... I gotta lilo."