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Joke of the Day
"When life gives you melons... don't burn the pot roast."
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"I just received a discount offer for a brand new guitar... ... no strings attached!"
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"Pft damn police.... The lady down the street stands in her window naked watching me jerk off and *I'm* the pervert."
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