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Joke of the Day

"When life gives you melons... don't burn the pot roast."

"What's the difference between a Mexican and a park Bench? The bench can support a family."

"What do you call a woman flying a plane? A pilot, you sexist!"

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it pees? Because the p is silent."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I wouldn't pay to have a garbanzo bean on my chest"

"What did Tupac say when his best friend died? No Biggie."

"What would you call a woman who goes out with You? Desperate! "

"What does a runner lose after winning a race? His breath."

"I bought one of Donald Trump's books on how to run a business ...but for some reason, it just ends at Chapter 11."

"Food Fact: PringlesTM are actually shavings from the AllpringleTM, which resides in the center of the Earth"