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Joke of the Day
"Please help, my email isn't twerking.. I think there is something cyrusly wrong."
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"A real woman can raise a child by herself, but a real man would never LET her"
"If we start referring to the oil spill as a ""petrol spill"" it sounds like an indie rock band and we can all just do drugs and chill."
"What did the oxygen atom say to the two hydrogen atoms? Man! This threesome is getting me wet!"
"George Washington's bark was from the same tree as his bite."
"How do you start an Ethiopian rave? Staple some food to the ceiling."
"What do you call a midget psychic who just escaped from prison? A small medium at large!"
"So here i am sitting at a bar when a beat up blonde walks in. She ran into many bars."
"Repeat after me: It doesn't matter how big the problem is, posting it on Facebook won't solve it."
"Look into a dog's eyes while it's pooping and you'll understand Nietzsche."