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Joke of the Day

"The cheapest way to make your lips look fuller is to trip on a dog toy, land flat on your face, then sit back and enjoy the swelling."

"Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans? Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."

"What did the blonde's mom say before the blonde's date? If you are not in bed by 12, come home."

"What do you call a black ninja? Incog-negro."

"How many pornstars does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, and a really big lightbulb."

"Three guys walked into a bar and stopped"

"How did they get from one floor of the Death Star to another? In the elevader!"

"Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face."

"What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck. I'm sorry."

"Man, Lord of the Rings has all kinds of people! White men, white elves, white dwarves, white trees, Gandalf the white, all the kinds!"