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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Korean with a dog? ...vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha."

"I went to an erectile dysfunction meeting today. Nobody else came."

"Did you hear about Mr. Pizza's divorce? His wife got full crustody and half his dough."

"TIFU by posting in the wrong sub"

"The main reason Santa is so jovial is cuz he knows where all the bad girls live."

"Why did the hipster burn his tounge on his coffee? Cus he drank it before it was cool..."

"What is the best part of a blowjob? The 15 minutes of silence."

"The frustration I feel untangling my earbuds before I use them never translates into me putting them away neatly when I'm done."

"Valentine's Day is for people who lack the imagination to be romantic during the rest of the year."

"Another knock knock joke X: Knock knock. Y: Who's there? X: Doctor."