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Joke of the Day
"What is the best part of a blowjob? The 15 minutes of silence."
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"i lost my weed in my room does anyone have a drug sniffer dog that can keep a secret"
"""I"" before ""E"" but only at participating locations"
"""What goes down must come up."" -Sir Anorexic Newton"
"""if inventimg a machine that alows man to soar through the air is wrong, i dont want to be Wright"" - Wright brother, invemtor of airplabe"
"So two peanuts crossed the road.. ...and one of them got assaulted."
"The Walking Dead or the Grammys. Do you watch the bloodthirsty monsters ready to eat each other to survive or do you go with Walking Dead?"
"Did you hear about the new Strip Club made for Eskimos? They call it a Brrrlesque."
"My mother always told me never to listen to Rumours. Consequently my copy of Tusk is completely worn out."
"Fox news in four words: ""I'm not racist, but..."""