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Joke of the Day

"Another knock knock joke X: Knock knock. Y: Who's there? X: Doctor."

"What's long, black and doesn't work? The unemployment line."

"There's a reason why we can't hit bitches. That would be animal abuse"

"Did you hear about the genetic study on diarrhea? They say it runs in your genes."

"Can you repeat the part after ""Listen very carefully""?"

"Why is Japan the only country to celebrate the Penis? Because it's kawaii."

"What's a white supremacist's favourite fast food restaurant? KKKFC"

"I hope 2016 doesn't get renewed. The plot is ridiculous and none of the characters are likable."

"Sean Connery doing a knock knock joke (X-post from /shubreddit) Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery"

"I wish my husband was as concerned with ""preheating"" me as he is with the oven..."