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Joke of the Day
"Another knock knock joke X: Knock knock. Y: Who's there? X: Doctor."
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"I heard that if you give Obama a prostrate massage The world will be at your finger tips."
"What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire? How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)"
"The city I live in has the highest rate of stalkings in Canada. I told a girl at the grocery store this. Then I told her at the gym."
"Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate? So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!"
"What do Japanese men do when they have erections? They vote."
"Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team? Because then Dallas would want one too."
"A joke finally containing original content Original content."
"How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth? He ate his pizza before it was cool."
"Two wrongs don't make a right. But 3 lefts do."