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Joke of the Day

"I went to an erectile dysfunction meeting today. Nobody else came."

"What's the difference between a pedophile and a pro golfer? A pedophile always finishes in under 18 holes."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. She holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her."

"Watson walks into room and sees Sherlock having sex. He inquires is she in high school. Sherlock replies.. Elementary! My dear Watson"

"Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel? He needed a place to crash."

"Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven."

"One time I was so high, my flatscreen fell off the wall and I thought it was just part of the movie."

"What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldn't fit into the pen? ""There's more there than meets the sty."""

"What's the difference between God and a medical school graduate? God doesn't think he's a doctor."

"What do you call a party with 7 girls & 70 midgets? 10 books of Snow Whites"