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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between three dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bobby ! Bobby who ? Bobby-n up and down like this !"
"Have you heard about the ATM that got addicted to money? I heard it suffered from withdrawls."
"If you think 7 years of bad luck is too much for breaking a mirror ... try breaking a condom."
"Why wasn't Skrillex allowed on the fishing trip? He keeps dropping the bass"
"Hyperbole makes me want to kill myself."
"I started a book club. A coloring book club. There's a line to get in. We're never on the same page. Nothing's black & white. We're well red"
"A Racist, a viciously jealous wife and a socialist walk into a room... Welcome to the US General election debate!"
"Whats the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job does not give you a raise."
"An art museum robber is caught when he tries to get away.... A reporter asks him what went wrong with the robbery. He answers "" I didn't have the Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."