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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between three dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."
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"If I yawn, and the person talking says, 'Sorry for boring you', I graciously accept their apology. Because, manners."
"I just heard that there's going to be a Minecraft movie... ...it's gonna be a blockbuster."
"Why are nuns like a brand new TV? You need a knife to get in the box."
"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!"
"[at Victoria's Secret] *folding panties on table* ""Sir, where are the fitting rooms?"" Oh, I don't work here. *continues folding panties*"
"Right now, someone is wearing cargo pants and getting away with it. I can't even concentrate on my book."
"""We are the 1%!"" - People on MySpace"
"What do you call a Mexican guy with one rubber toe? Roberto"
"My mom said I had to become closer to Jesus... We haven't spoken much since the border patrol incident"