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Joke of the Day
"Add a word to ruin a movie: - Batman Begins College - The Longest Yard Sale - Charlottes Web Cam."
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"My Archimedes Heel is Greek references"
"A shark can sense a drop of blood from 3 miles away, and a mom can sense you're not getting enough to eat from 10,000."
"If it wasn't for rap I probably wouldn't know the area codes of most major metropolitan cities"
"No matter who wins the presidential election, it will be historic. We'll either have the first female president, the first Jewish president, the first Canadian president, or the last president."
"What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses? Bronchitis (bronc-itis)."
"Guy tells his doctor ""Every time I look in the mirror, I get an erection."" Doc says "" That's because you look like a pussy"""
"How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate? He claimed 47% of America as dependents."
"What did the stoplight say to the car? Don't look, I'm changing!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Caterpillar ! Caterpillar who ? Caterpillar a few mice for you !"