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Joke of the Day
"Add a word to ruin a movie: - Batman Begins College - The Longest Yard Sale - Charlottes Web Cam."
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"I spent days, weeks, months, creating the perfect garden gazebo. Meanwhile, my marriage was falling apart"
"i took a STD test today Turns out i pass with hepatitis A, i know what you're thinking and no i didn't cheat off the asian girl."
"I quit my job as a prostitute because nobody gave a fuck."
"How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One hooker at a minimum. However the light bulb must be big enough for two people to fit inside"
"Thanks a lot Apple, for calling 7 inches a mini."
"What's better than roses on a piano? Tulips on my organ."
"Brings donuts to work because if I can't be skinny neither can you."
"Did you hear about the famous nudist? He wanted more exposure."
"I like my men like I like my coffee... Nowhere near my vagina. A little lesbian humor....I'm not gay I just couldn't resist....too good :)"