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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the famous nudist? He wanted more exposure."

"""Sir, I need you to explain your resume."" Well, my pet tiger & I were beloved cartoon characters ""Current job?"" I pee on things I don't like"

"Jokes about 9/11 Shouldn't be allowed to fly."

"You drink WAY too much, and you have questionable morals . . . me talking to myself in the mirror before going out at night ."

"Well, at least I didn't kill a lion! - Bill Cosby"

"What is Forest Gump's password? 1forest1"

"I'm currently on two different diets Because with just one I'm always hungry"

"I said goodbye to everyone at a party and then mistakenly walked into a closet and was too embarrassed to walk back out so I live here now."

"Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics? Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States."

"What is your favourite type of birthday present? Another present!"