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Joke of the Day

"i took a STD test today Turns out i pass with hepatitis A, i know what you're thinking and no i didn't cheat off the asian girl."

"All phones can be categorized into two groups You have the iPhones, then you have the good phones."

"Life's like my dick Hard and too short"

"Joke What did the cup say to the mop"

"What do you call... What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroganoff"

"Rick Astley will give you almost any Pixar movie... But he's never gonna give you Up!"

"If someone says ""I will do anything for you"" lean in really close and say ""There's a body in my basement and I can't eat it all by myself."""

"What do you call your female friend with tiny breasts? Your flatmate"

"what's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Jesus? Jesus died a virgin."

"Why do SJWs hate cannibals? They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches."