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Joke of the Day

"i took a STD test today Turns out i pass with hepatitis A, i know what you're thinking and no i didn't cheat off the asian girl."

"A percussionist tells his fellow percussionists some puns His group laughs at every pun he makes. He asks a friend: Hey, are my puns a tenor what?"

"Starting to think that adult supervision is a myth. In fact, my eyes seem to be getting worse."

"They should just go ahead and put a volume setting on my TV that says ""Eating Doritos""."

"I accidentally sent a dick pic to everyone in my address book. Not only was I embarrassed it cost me more than $50 in stamps."

"Be careful when you're watching a movie with your wife. You're gonna get blamed for whatever the guy in the movie does."

"The Oklahoma fraternity just shut down for racism has re-opened under a different charter They now call themselves the ""Tri-Kaps"""

"Asked my friend when the finals would end. ""Finals never finalize."""

"I like my coffee like I like my women, Without a penis."

"Whats the difference between pizza and your opinion? I only asked for pizza."