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Joke of the Day

"If you tell me having a dog is the same as having a kid then I'm going to assume you yell at your dog to keep his pants on at Wal-Mart."

"Two consonants and a vowel go into a bar..."

"What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ? Big holes all over Australia !"

"What do you call olive oil that is really outgoing? Extroversion"

"What do you call jeans that haven't been worn before? Vir-jeans"

"Why do cannibals like doing puzzles? Because it reminds them of how they eat One piece at a time"

"Gary: Standing in line at the movies, little white girl has a brown colored doll. Talk about progress in America brehs. Fred: But she owns that doll tho."

"""I got chills, they're multiplying, and I'm losin' control."" Buddy, you got stomach flu."

"If you're looking for a good place to buy a Blackberry, I'd suggest 2006."

"Two fish were in a tank One of them turns to the other and says, ""how do you drive this thing?"""