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Joke of the Day
"I quit my job as a prostitute because nobody gave a fuck."
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"I like my women like I like my coffee... [Fill in the blank]"
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"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb *thats not funny*"
"What do you call a documentary on Nuns? Virgin Media."
"Well - It's not the first time Donald has left a Bush disappointed..."
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"Your momma so dumb she drove around looking for the App Store"