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Joke of the Day
"Brings donuts to work because if I can't be skinny neither can you."
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"I love that the news bleeps swears. ""Sorry you heard a bad word during our footage of a firefight that ended with a guy being burned alive."""
"What do the NFL and Jail have in common? You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver."
"I saw a sign on the highway that read ""End Road Construction."" And I was like, shit, the anti-road construction people are getting vocal."
"[emergency] [super hero appears] GUY: It's Doesn't-Understand-Rhetorical-Questions Man. Boy, am I glad to see you! HERO: I...I don't know"
"Just watched an Asian toddler make a fully functional iPhone out of a piece of cheese and some copper."
"I have a fear of speed Bumps I'm slowly getting over it."
"What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Anyone can roast beef..."
"What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit? The Da-da-defendant."
"What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman? The car salesman knows he is lying."