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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat in order to meet new carbon emissions regulations, we had to cap her ass"
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"Once I posed naked for a Magazine. But I think the Newsagent would have preferred money"
"What did Bacon say to Tomato? Lettuce get together!"
"I'd hate to be stuck behind Satan in the post office... ...for the accursed one takes many forms."
"I tried to fix my shovel today, but I just couldn't handle it."
"[Describing the adjective thief to a sketch artist] Sketch Artist: Can you describe what he looked like? Me: Not anymore I can't"
"Shout out... ...to the people who don't know what the opposite of in is."
"If Miley doesn't get her shit together, all these Hannah Montana collectibles are never gonna get my kids through college"
"There's only one problem with your face, I can see it."
"(Business) Mike: It's a sled. I call it the Mikesled. Bob: I have a better idea."