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Joke of the Day
"There's only one problem with your face, I can see it."
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"What did the octogenarian pirate say? Arr matey!"
"Whenever I fondle breasts, they fall off. It's true, I fell tit with my own hand."
"Jared's favorite dressing on his Subway sandwich is Neverland Ranch. I'm sorry."
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"I have a strange attraction to bananas. I don't know why, I just find it apeeling."
"Punishment - joke A student is talking to his teacher. Student: ""Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?"" Teacher:"" Of course not."" Student: ""Good, because I haven't done my homework."""