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Joke of the Day

"There's only one problem with your face, I can see it."

"If I win tonight's Powerball, I'm sharing with everyone on Reddit. I'm not sharing the money. I'll just let you know I won."

"Her: ""Your funny"" Me: "".... Uh ya... this isn't gonna work"""

"I told my dad about the school shooting today I don't know why he got so worked up over picture day."

"The Pythagorean Theorem, Newton's Third Law and Bernoulli's Principle walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""I'm not going to get this joke aren't I?"""

"Knock knock joke from my 10 year old cousin. Knock knock. **Who's there?** Police. **Police who?** Police let me in, its cold out here!"

"I unplugged my carbon monoxide detector from the wall today All that beeping was giving me headaches and making me feel nauseous"

"How can you tell if someone has Alzheimer's? A. How can you tell if someone has Alzheimers?"

"TLC launching new spin-off Josh Duggar retrospective series.... ""15 and Mounting""."

"Why can't Redditors lose their virginity? They can never get further than the tip!"