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Joke of the Day
"(Business) Mike: It's a sled. I call it the Mikesled. Bob: I have a better idea."
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"What's the Italian word for suppository? Innuendo"
"What did the tsunami say to Japan? .. ... nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all."
"How did Moses make his tea? Hebrews it"
"Get AIDS from a toilet seat A patient says, Doctor, can I get AIDS from a toilet seat? The doctor replies, Yes, but only by sitting down before the last guy gets up."
"What's Jared Fogles favourite Vietnamese cocktail? Sum yung gai"
"What's long and hard on a black guy His prison sentence I hope this hasn't been said before, I half came up with this all by my lonesome"
"Now that Justin Timberlake is married he might as well take sexy back and exchange it for some sweatpants and a recliner."
"The greatest pickup line of all time... Let's be friends."
"""Son, you were adopted."" ""What, really?"" I said. ""Yes, they're coming to pick you up in an hour"""