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Joke of the Day
"Stop with the boxing jokes guys... You're beating a Mayweather's girlfriend here."
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"My dog got hit by a train today & we found out my brother didn't make parole. Talk about a case of the Mondays!!"
"What is a berry's favorite farewell? ""Acai you later!"""
"What shoes do pedophiles wear? White Vans"
"Religion is like stuffing dollar after dollar into a broken Coke machine and having faith that some day it will work for you."
"What did the bra say to the hat? ""You go on a head, I'm gonna give these two a lift."""
"Last night I asked my wife for a 68 ... She said: What that ? I said: You go down on me and I owe you one."
"what's the strongest part of a vegetable? the wheel chair."
"What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One you see later, and the other after a while."
"My friend compared me to a singular cloud in an otherwise blue summer sky No one wants me around. Which admittedly is pretty great...I had no idea he thought so highly of me."