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Joke of the Day
"Stop with the boxing jokes guys... You're beating a Mayweather's girlfriend here."
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"What's yellow and smells like a zebra? Lion vomit."
"Everyone has something they do after sex like taking a shower. I just get out of my uncles car, and cry all the way home."
"Our local council said they are going to get all the coins out of the wishing well and put them into a balloon. Talk about getting everyone's hopes up."
"What do you call an electro-food? (it's giga-bite!) yeah it was giga bite yeah you're right yeah giga bite that was it giga bite it!!"
"If you think grammar isn't important, well, it's."
"A tall man and short man walk into a bar The tall man says ouch while the short man ducks under the bar."
"The way I bend the rules should qualify as yoga."
"Her: Ok, on 3 lets,say what movie our marriage is most like. 1.. 2.. 3 *simultaneously* Her: THE NOTEBOOK Me: SHAWSHANK REDEMPTIONOTEBOOK"
"What do you call a stillborn grizzly cub? Unbearable"