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Joke of the Day

"Last night I asked my wife for a 68 ... She said: What that ? I said: You go down on me and I owe you one."

"Why don't you come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up?"

"What do you call it when a horse punches you really hard? A neigh-maker"

"Here's to the stork that brings good babies, the raven that brings bad babies... And the swallow that brings no babies."

"just ate about 3 pounds of eggplant parm. time to fuck."

"My favorite thing to say when a man offers me a drink is, ""Of course I'll have another...I AM drinking for two, after all!"""

"Science creates airplanes and skyscrapers, Faith brings them together"

"What doesn't kill a grammar nazi makes me wronger."

"I probably should kill myself Because I want to leave the same way I came. By my own hand."

"How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb? Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States."