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Joke of the Day

"Religion is like stuffing dollar after dollar into a broken Coke machine and having faith that some day it will work for you."

"Why did jesus not go to australia? He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin."

"Writing is a great career when people like hearing what you have to say but don't want to look at you."

"Children Fever Me and my wife decided that we don't want to have children anymore. So anybody who wants one can leave us their phone number and address and we will bring you one."

"""Sometimes I feel like a woman trapped in a woman's body"" - Russian nesting doll"

"when Life teaches you a lesson make lessonade! im tired"

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool."

"Did you hear that someone stole all the toilets at the police department? The police said so far they have nothing to go on."

"Why did Americans go to the moon? They heard Indians had land there."

"Tonight I'm going to be naughty and tie my man to the bed. Then I'll make him watch a Golden Girls marathon while I eat the left over pizza."