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Joke of the Day
"What is a berry's favorite farewell? ""Acai you later!"""
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"Q: What did the fish say when it hit the wall? A: ""Dam."""
"What do you call two crows? Attempted murder"
"Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature? First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare"
"I fucking hate the Kool-Aid man that guy has such a punchable face"
"i'm trying to lose weight so i ordered a salad and i immediately got annoyed thinking about the salad i would have to eat."
"Brexit's new vowels AIO Since it left E U"
"Never commit a crime while working out Lest you get ill gotten gainz."
"The only upside to Trump's big wall is that Texas will finally get some of Banksy's Art. Maybe like a little girl and a soldier with a gun"
"[God making trees] God: ""They're alive but not. Every now & then they drop food."" Angel: ""I don't--"" God: ""Also they breathe the opposite."""