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Joke of the Day

"What shoes do pedophiles wear? White Vans"

"What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one that you have to care for and nurture for 18 years."

"What do dyslexic soldiers get after war? PDTS"

"I lost my watch at a party the other night It fell in my drink. I guess it's drinking time."

"some dogs can find bodies that have been buried for years & mine can't even find a cracker that hit him in the face on the way to the floor"

"Now that it's 2017, to be accepting, I no longer see gender or age.... especially after my trip to Thailand"

"What's up with gay analysts? They anal-ize."

"UK - We call it Autumn, from the French word ""autompne"" and later, the Latin ""autumnus"" USA - WE CALL IT FALL BECAUSE LEAF FALL DOWN"

"Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors? Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) ;-;"

"The word ""defenestration"" means ""to throw someone out a window."" Which means this happens so often we needed a word for it."