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Joke of the Day

"I gave all my batteries away free of charge."

"I don't like jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell out of a guard tower."

"When someone tell me , ""long time no see"" i usually reply, ""I know, we're really not that good of friends"""

"What does a Playboy Magazine and a Model T Ford have in common? These days they're both hard to come by."

"Today is David Finchers birthday... WHATS IN THE BOX!?????"

"Why does the little mermaid where sea shells? 'Cause the B-shells were too small."

"Did you know sugar is the only word that begins with an 's' that makes a 'sh' sound? I'm sure of it."

"I wish Facebook would notify me when people deleted me, that way I could like it"

"Need Advice So I need some help. Younger sister is coming out of the closet finally and I need some good lesbian jokes in good enough taste to raffle off at dinner for thanksgiving. Oh please assist!"

"I wonder if clouds look down on us and say shit like ""That one's shaped like an idiot."""