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Joke of the Day

"Did you know sugar is the only word that begins with an 's' that makes a 'sh' sound? I'm sure of it."

"I'm glad I'm not invited to Joan Rivers' funeral. She might be cremated and I hate the smell of burning plastic. Too soon?"

"What does Hillary Clinton do when she sees a sniper in Bosnia? Ducks on the ground"

"Friend from out of town asked if he could crash on my couch. Had to explain to him that I'm married now, so that's where I sleep."

"I feel for Hillary Clinton The FBI found a server in my basement too. She was from Hooters I think."

"A catholic priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar He orders a beer"

"If at first you dont succeed, then skydiving probably isn't for you!"

"People are always mistaken thinking there is only 1 letter in the pirate dictionary, in actual fact there is 10 Eye eye, argh and the 7 seas"

"Did you hear what happened to the blind circumcision doctor? He got the sack.."

"Gary Coleman died of multiple aneurysms.... which is kind of like Different Strokes."