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Joke of the Day

"Did you know sugar is the only word that begins with an 's' that makes a 'sh' sound? I'm sure of it."

"If you ever get a job at a bank, take care not to slice your hand open while handling notes and coins. If that happens, you'll be sure to get a pay cut."

"What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth? His desk is level"

"Classic How do you make a Ice Cream man sad? - - - - - - Kill his family."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill; each one had a quarter When they came down Jill had both, You think they went for water?"

"Did you here Ram Dass is getting a sex change? He decided to Be Her Now"

"How did the hipster die? He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool."

"It's not as exciting when you realize his name is actually Harold Potter"

"What makes Mercy such a good medic? It must be her high heals."

"What does every clean nose have? Fingerprints."