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Joke of the Day

"What does a Playboy Magazine and a Model T Ford have in common? These days they're both hard to come by."

"So I was going to tell you a joke about a broken pencil... But nevermind, it's pointless."

"Sometimes I just want to slap the stupid out of people, but I'm worried it'd take up my entire day"

"What's the difference between between a pizza and a black person? A Pizza can feed a family of four *Still courtesy of my Comrade Ivo*"

"A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time."

"*CRASH* *THUMP* *SCREAM* *Husband runs into bedroom* H: OHMYGOD ARE YOU OKAY? Me: Yeah. Just taking off my sports bra."

"""Do you masturbate?"" Friend:""Do you Jack off? Me:""Yes, I do"". Friend:""How many guys a day?"""

"If a meteor goes to a restaurant, Would he prefer his sandwich to be vegan, or even meteor?"

"What do you call s'mores in Spanish? S'mas"

"Someday I want to write a book titled ""The most erogenous spelling errors"". *erroneous"