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Joke of the Day
"I wonder if clouds look down on us and say shit like ""That one's shaped like an idiot."""
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"Girl said that she would do anything for 5$ guess who just got their car washed."
"A Florida police dog is being fired after biting two people; but to be fair, who wouldn't want to hurt people from Florida?"
"Shout out to whoever invented Braille! Maybe nobody remembers your name but you came up with a pretty dope way for blind people to read"
"If you're purchasing a Dollar Store pregnancy test, I think we both know you can't afford a positive."
"HOW TO BEAT YOUR COMPUTER AT CHESS WITHIN 5 SECONDS: just set the difficulty to OBAMA.It will never come up with a strategy."
"A time traveler walks into a bar... The bartender says ""we don't serve time travelers here."" The time traveler looks at the bartender and says ""it's about time!"""
"In Heaven, the angels asked God where he would spend his next vacation. Definitely not earth, God said. Last time I went there, I got a girl pregnant and they still haven't stopped taking about it."
"Funny, those Baby Einstein videos don't mention anything about how he fled Baby Europe to escape the Baby Nazis."
"What's the difference between a hockey player and a redneck girl? A hockey player showers after 3 periods."