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Joke of the Day

"I wish Facebook would notify me when people deleted me, that way I could like it"

"Police have been playing Pokemon Go for many years. ""Gotta catch Jamal"""

"What do dolphins use to stay clean? All-porpoise cleaner."

"What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus? Dead."

"Good thing girls started uploading pictures next to a pool with the caption ""Summer is finally here!"" or we wouldn't have known it's summer."

"What's the most awkward moment for Jesus during sex? When they scream his fathers name."

"What did the man quietly say to himself after farting in a crowded elevator? Thanks a lot, asshole."

"I just love that fragrance you're wearing, is that Consent?"

"I never miss my girlfriend... I can hit her every time."

"Why are people in Athens so fat ? Coz they have lot of greece in their food ."