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Joke of the Day

"Need Advice So I need some help. Younger sister is coming out of the closet finally and I need some good lesbian jokes in good enough taste to raffle off at dinner for thanksgiving. Oh please assist!"

"Judge: You shot him. How do you plead? Me: Bleed? NO. He was the one bleeding Judge: HAHA Me: HAHA *High five? Judge: Ten years with no bail"

"People who write ""loosing"" when they mean ""losing"" need to get loost."

"Why are fleas never happy? They're in-fur-iated."

"What's Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking. J.K. Rolling"

"did you hear about that kidnapping in Texas? He woke up."

"How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb? Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better."

"What do you call an Eskimo who's a peeping tom? Itookalook"

"What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking? There's no place like OM."

"My girlfriend has 206 bones in her body 207, 206, 207, 206, 207......"