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Joke of the Day
"Can someone make a voodoo doll of me and send it off to the gym?"
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"The town council of Blarney, Ireland held a contest for a new tourism slogan... The winner was ""Pog mo Stone."""
"[Putting petrol in car] 19.95 19.96 19.97 [stops] [gently now] 19.98 [very gently] 19.99 [ok, once more] [deep breath] 37.83 GODDAMMIT"
"I feel really bad for people suffering from prolonged erections. They must have it so hard."
"My life selling houses by Con Allday"
"What do you call a young Jewish girl who solves mysteries? Nance Hebrew"
"No One Puts Baby in the Corner: A Feng Shui Guide to Nurseries"
"Wild horses could definitely drag me away. Tame horses could too. A slightly muscular hamster probably could drag me away at this point."
"Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature? Because the spray paint can wasn't invented until 1949."
"this is ur daily reminder that u are free to do anythimg u want & u hav chosen to be trapped"