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Joke of the Day

"this is ur daily reminder that u are free to do anythimg u want & u hav chosen to be trapped"

"Came up with this as a kid Why'd the dog sit in the shade? He didn't want to be a hot dog!"

"I thought about going to a psychic, but then I started having doubts and changed my mind At that moment I received a text message that said ""Well, that's too bad"""

"Why is the customer service at the Reddit Restaurant so terrible? Because all of the servers are busy."

"I do my best when my manager puts a gun to my head."

"If your entire outfit can be purchased at a gas station it's not appropriate for court."

"What's the award for being the world's best dentist? A little plaque."

"Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes the reason is you are stupid and make bad descisions..."

"Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery? Because they're always Li-ion!"

"Me: ""My elbow hurts."" WebMD: ""Elbow cancer."""