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Joke of the Day

"The town council of Blarney, Ireland held a contest for a new tourism slogan... The winner was ""Pog mo Stone."""

"What did the mayor say after the townsfolk told him that they used the watering hole to take dumps? Well shit."

"Patient: Doctor if I give up wine women and song will I live longer? Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer."

"60 Minutes would be a better show if they played that ticking noise the entire time."

"Everyone hates their job until someone brings cupcakes in."

"What happens to a frog that parks illegally? He gets toad."

"What do you call a conversation about weed? A diskushion."

"I'm not sure who's more drunk, me or the guy wrapped in Christmas lights standing in the mirror."

"A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says ""Hey we don't serve your kind here."" The mushroom replies. ""Why not, I'm a fungi"""

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your cock into a girls mouth"