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Joke of the Day

"No One Puts Baby in the Corner: A Feng Shui Guide to Nurseries"

"Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands. I like this joke because it never grows old. -I saw this on twitter today and laughed, so I thought I would share."

"Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher? He only had one pupil."

"What's the Riddler's favourite beverage? Obscuri-tea."

"Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus."

"You know how after you get off a boat, your body still feels like its on the boat for a while after? I'm like that with beds."

"There is no single shoe store near me... They all seem to sell them in pairs. ^^^sorry ^^^if ^^^not ^^^OC"

"*throws king crab into tank of normal crabs* Go, lead them to freedom, this is your birthright"

"So you want to hear a joke My life..."

"One time I asked ""What would Jesus do?"" & then a close friend betrayed me & everyone started misinterpreting what I said for their own gain."