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Joke of the Day

"A young lady who had just been dumped by her boyfriend seemed unusuallycheerful. Someone asked her why, and she replied that, sooner or later,time wounds all heels."

"Did you hear about the little person psychic who broke out of jail? Police are looking for a small medium at large."

"Years ago I tried on my sister's bra, couldn't undo the clasp & was too embarrassed to ask for help. I'm still wearing it. I live in shame."

"At 31 years old, I decided to grow up, kick a bad habit and stopped biting my nails. The nosebleeds are getting annoying, though."

"I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with my back. I'm not sure yet, but I have a hunch."

"A drug dealer sold me shoes today I don't know what he laced them with because I've been tripping all day."

"Weddings r cool bc u can cry in public about other stuff as long as u look in the general direction of the bride + groom"

"I saw a man at a circus put his head in a lion's mouth ...and that's still the only big cat blowjob I've ever witnessed."

"Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough."

"My Grandfather has the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the local zoo."