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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the little person psychic who broke out of jail? Police are looking for a small medium at large."

"I wish all black men were like unicorns... gay."

"*Buys map of world, pins it up on wall* *Throws dart, swears to visit wherever it lands* *Visits the middle of the Atlantic Ocean*"

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? None!"

"What's the difference between an Apple and a Prostitute. I don't cum over my apple before I eat it."

"Did you know that clumsy people are more likely to be obese? That's because they keep walking into things.........like McDonald's."

"Japan is not a Democracy. It's a Constitutional Monarchy. They don't have big erections."

"Shouldn't all ghosts be naked?? It's not like your clothes die too..."

"I'd like to apologize... To anyone I have not offended. I'll be with you momentarily."

"I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger .. And then it hit me."