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Joke of the Day

"Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough."

"What do you call 1000 Jews on a train? It doesn't matter, they're never coming back."

"Why did Goku cross the road? Find out next time on Dragonball Z!"

"I'm glad we finally have a strong leader I mean Putin has how many years of experience? The states are in good Russian hands."

"So there's a guy with a speech impediment.... It's funny because his life is hard, and he was relentlessly ridiculed in grade school."

"The only meal my girlfriend ever makes for me is alphabet soup because even when we aren't fighting she still loves to put words in my mouth"

"I always thought I had a massive cock. Turned out to be an ostrich"

"Girl do you play basketball? Because I hear you can make Magic with my Johnson."

"What's the only part of a vegetable you can't eat? The wheelchair..."

"What did the sign on the whore house door say? Beat it, we're closed."