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Joke of the Day

"Years ago I tried on my sister's bra, couldn't undo the clasp & was too embarrassed to ask for help. I'm still wearing it. I live in shame."

"The reason that I'm not a superstitious person... ...I think that if you believe in superstition that it'll only bring you bad luck."

"Knock Knock Joke Knock Knock, Who's there, King Tut, King Tut who? King-Tut-Key Fried Chicken"

"Why was the snowman infertile? He had snow balls"

"Why did the crew abandon the chili pepper boat? It was capsaicin. ^(Don't hurt me.)"

"What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire? That he needed to address the situation"

"Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble? It had run out of lettuce"

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change."

"What do Beethoven's 9th and a dead baby have in common? They're both D-composed."

"Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore? They all lost their hearing"