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Joke of the Day
"I would tell you jokes about perfect girlfriends But you wouldn't get them"
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"You don't have to seduce me with restraining orders and joyrides on the hood of your car, you had me at. ""No, I was waving at my friend."""
"What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking? Michael"
"What do you call hundreds of crows at a Catholic church? A mass murder."
"What do you call a lazy immigrant ? A United States citizen"
"Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes? Because freedom rings."
"Virginity and candy are a lot a like. They require minimal force to take from a child."
"Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do. Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM! -high fives Socrates-"
"I was confused when my wife asked me what I spent $108 on at the liquor store. I answered ""liquor?"" All is not a trick question. Apparently"
"Sucks the USA lost. Now we can't keep watching TV at work."