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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lazy immigrant ? A United States citizen"
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"Why don't people in their 80's have sex anymore? You ever try to open a grilled cheese sandwich?"
"A Jehovah's Witness followed me. I think I'll send him a lot of unsolicited DMs with knock-knock jokes..."
"Every time you make a typo the errorists win."
"Cherry tree How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree? Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die? Picking cherries."
"My friend really changed onced she decided to be a vegetarian It's like I've never known herbivore"
"How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend? ""Pasta la vista, baby."""
"A dwarf psychic escaped from a police holding cell. Headlines read ""Small Medium at Large"""
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick in your ass."
"If you want to confuse a teen just ask them what the opposite of literally is."